The Bikini-Suicide-Frisbee Match starts with Torg and Riff discussing the comic's need for women as they wait for the Bikini-Suicide-Frisbee match to begin. This leads to the introduction of Zoë, who runs up to Torg and Riff asking for help because she locked her keys in her car with the engine running. However, another woman asks for their help getting her makeup out of the bushes at the same time, and Torg and Riff follow the second woman, appearing to act like cavemen. The woman's boyfriend beats Torg and Riff up.