Albert's Shaky Comment By Gurgy / It was a bright and sunny morning in Danvile. Albert was already awake, and ready to go. He walked by Irving, who was eating breakfast, on the way out. Albert: Good morning, oh brother of mine. Irving: ...Who are you and what have you done with Albert? Albert: Why do you always say that whenever I'm happy? Irving: I don't know, they say it on TV all the time. Albert: Whatever. Anyway, I'm going to Stacy's house. Irving: Of course. You know, you've been much happier since you hooked up with her. Albert: Well, love can make even the meanest of people happy. Albert: What? /