So you know one day I was walking, right? Things were normal. And so I was walknig down the street and had an urge to eat some newspaper. Don't ask me why. But I like burgers, too. SO I walked up to one of those pay for your newspaper things where you put the penis coins into the vagina slot and wallah the door opens and you have yummy newspaper. So what I did was I went up to one and threw like, a dollars worth of coins in there so I could eat something. And guess what was inside when I opened it up? A fucking severed head