Kevin Michael Schram (born Stepember 26th, 1989) is, to put it simply, awesome. He is the smartest of his friends (aside from Jake, who is too smart) and he is really cool. He has good looks and is good at almost everything he does as long as it is not gay or something physical. He is slightly (to be extremely modest) overweight, but, hey, more cushin for the pushing. Friends with Jacob Brandt and Chris Feldman, and can be seen with Josey, who he makes fun of all the time for being a stiff.