The Guy Who The Gods Like To Pick On, Sr. was a poor sod who lived in Aison prior to the Great War in the Third Age. The gods...really liked to pick on him. He eventually relocated to Maar Sul and fathered a son and a daughter named Guy Jr. and Gal, respectively. According to seedy rumours, he might have also fathered an illegitimate child named Fred Nacht, which would explain the latter's bad luck.