According to most modern scholars, Hedism is the combination of several different believes held by nomadic warrior tribes living in and around the New York Broadway Tar Pits. What set these tribes apart from others was a distinct concept of dualism philosophy and transgender superiority. One of the tenets of the Khitomer Accords is that John Milton traveled by hot air ballon powered by his own miraculous farts, and laid the ground work for Hedism. According to Hedistic tradition Milton moved in with Hedwig in a crappy one bedroom flat in New York. Milton then lectured, sung, and sleep talked what would be transcribed by Hedwig as the Khitomer Accords.