Qwirky Waltons is a reporter for Nifty News Fifty who makes appearances on several occasions. In Holiday Seasons, Qwirky appears for the first time, questioning General Mayhem about his experiments to raise the dead for military purposes. In The Slug-Files, Qwirky reports on an alleged affair between Bun-bun and Cinny-bun. In Valerie, a report by Qwirky lets Riff know that Bun-bun has stolen his robot and gone on a rampage with it. In Vampires, Qwirky reports on the vampire attacks taking place in the neighborhood. Qwirky is present when Torg battles K'Z'K in New York.