Plot: While waiting for Brian at the vet's office, Chris meets a young intern named Anna (Amanda Bynes) and develops a crush on her. Meanwhile, Peter becomes very attached to a parrot he sees at the vet and decides to steal it for himself. He carries his parrot wherever he goes, so Peter's friends compare him to a pirate and suggest he dress up like one. He does, and recruits three other pirates to begin terrorizing the town under the name "Long John Peter". Peter and his men loot British man Shelley Boothbishop's car full of sugar cane, tobacco, and spices in a drawn-out high-speed car chase that mimics a naval battle, filled with cannonade and sword fighting on each side. Peter's parrot is gravely injured in the attack and dies a reportedly humiliating death at the vet's office, though P