After a documentary film puts Mr.Burns and his family in a bad light,he decides to create a museum dedicated to making his father look good by lying about their history. Meanwhile Homer, annoyed at Arnie Pie's unhelpful traffic information, uses Frinks heli-chopper to break the radio signal and give his the listeners quicker, more dangerous ways to travel. In the end arnie challenges Homer to a race. Homer gives traffic advice to Marge and Arnie to Barney, whoever loses stops their broadcast. At the same time Ralph, who plays a young Burns can't perform, so a drunk Mr.Burns plays himself and so reveals to everyone the true stories of his families history.The disgusted audience leaves right before Barney ano Marge crash into the museum, destroying it.