The Fascist State of Flinzenburg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Adele Hitzig with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.62 billion Flinzenburgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources." Flinzenburg is ranked 131,864th in the world and 5th in The Fascist Military Powers for Most Primitive, scoring -81.24 on the Scary Big Number Scale.