So, I'm sittin' there tending bar when in walks someone who just looks like they seem the light of Hell, one of the Angry Birds. I mean, this kind just looks destroyed. It's looks like he seem things I can't even imagine. So I approach him, gave him a drink and he doesn't look like he wants to start a conversation, so I don't say anything. But then he looks at me, and says, "What was it all for?" ...And he says, "The war, what was it all for?" Then I said, "Oh, you mean the Angry Bird War. You know, the one going against the Pigs and everything." Then he said, "Well, it all started with the eggs.