"I don't get it... So is he a ninja or a pirate? - N00b on Thilo the Ninja Pirate. "In Soviet Russia, pirate ninja you! - Someone failing at the Russian Reversal. "He's a stupid piece of shit and I hope he dies!" - Raving lunatic who decided to hate someone over a website. Thilo the Ninja Pirate is the owner of one of the best known Maddox knockoffs, The Second Best Page in the Universe. His knockoff is known for its political satire and vague references to being a ninja pirate, which has been the topic of debate amongst many fans of his.