Halo the Third is the best Halo shame ever made. This is because it has a higher explosion count than any other halo shame. It stars Master Chief on his quest to blow up every Halo ever. The shame starts with Master Chief watching Halo 2: The Movie. When he realizes he is falling from the sky, he throws his popcorn like a badass, and makes his suit shut down. A few days later, some stupid soldiers walk up and think he's a boulder. They kick him, so his suit turns back on, and he turns evil. The Sargent smacks him, and he turns good again.