The discovery of the body and the corpse's role in each episode follow very strict rules, the main Bones rules being: * The discovery usually takes place in a a park or in a K-Mart parking lot, close to that picnic table where the employees go in order to smoke a cigarette or two and eat a cold lunch. Sometime the employees will even bitch-talk about their clients or their boss and rest longer than what they are allowed to. When it is cold outside, the employees hide in the restrooms. * No main character shall find the body, only nameless bystanders you will never see again. * The body is always in a Lindsay Lohan-like state, rarely without the usual slimy green or brown goo flowing abundantly from what is left of it. * Larvae, shaggy carpet fibers, animal feces and dust on