The Cadbury Bunny was born on a small farm July, 3rd, 1918 in Austin, Texas. His early life was rough. His father was an excessive drinker and constantly ate everything in sight, eventually collapsing into himself in 1921 (creating the Nemesis brown dwarf star). Cadbury's mother was a slut of sorts and would do anything to get some money. She has often been accused of having an affair with former United States President Bill Clinton.