Bob Barker is the founding father of the AAAA (Animal Abuse Activists of America) and has been ruthlessly torturing animals by severing their reproductive organs, both internal and external, since approximately 1975. He and Ed McMahon started the AAAA together and began their rituals by luring stray cats and alley kittens into their mansion with raw bird meat and exorbitant amounts of catnip, the likes of which have yet to be matched in quantity in the time since. Pundits believe Barker and McMahon began the organization following their unwilling surgery to have their conjoined heads separated several years prior. The anger built up from them no longer sharing the same brain resulted in much pain for these animals.