A sketch about a boy and a girl that like each other, and give tips on how to be "the perfect couple". Heather Darling (Lisa Foiles) is the head cheerleader and Brad Dashman (Jack DeSena) is a jock and her boyfriend. Heather and Brad would often make weird kissing noises in between the discussion. At the end of the sketch, they would argue. Heather would then yell "INCOMING", and beat up Brad. Shane Lyons occasionally appeared as Cupid.