(The 2013 Nostalgia-Ween opening) NC: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to. Why do we like to scare the shit out of our kids? (Clips from various forms of media are shown) NC (vo): In particular, I'm talking about kids' movies. (A clip of Barney the Dinosaur is shown) Yeah, we got a lot of things that are bright, bubbly, and don't have anything the least bit threatening in them. (Back to film clips) But then we have movies like Return to Oz... (A scary moment from that movie is shown) NC (vo): Coraline... (Scary moments from that movie are shown) NC (vo): Matilda...