Nostalgia Critic (NC): Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it, so you don’t have to. And welcome to the special bonus DVD review. Hey, doesn’t every kid want to grow up to be Rambo? [pauses] Except for girls? [pauses again] Unless they have gender issues? Well, it turns out the kids in Turkey also did. And that’s why I’m reviewing Turkish Rambo, also known as Rampage! NC: Well, [he demonstrates] tie on your headbands and get ready for dialogue that [wiggles his right index finger next to his mouth] doesn’t match the lip movements. This is Turkish Rambo. Fade up on the opening. THE END