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Item #: SCP-329-J Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-329-J is currently housed in Containment Locker 329-J. Access is permissible to all personnel. Description: SCP-329-J is a common American "yield" sign with the apparent ability of speech. SCP-329-J claims to be a "ghost". No other anomalous properties have been detected at this time. Addendum: Interview Log 329-J-1: Interview Log 329-J-2: Interview Log 329-J-3:

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  • Item #: SCP-329-J Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-329-J is currently housed in Containment Locker 329-J. Access is permissible to all personnel. Description: SCP-329-J is a common American "yield" sign with the apparent ability of speech. SCP-329-J claims to be a "ghost". No other anomalous properties have been detected at this time. Addendum: Interview Log 329-J-1: Interview Log 329-J-2: Interview Log 329-J-3:
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  • Item #: SCP-329-J Object Class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-329-J is currently housed in Containment Locker 329-J. Access is permissible to all personnel. Description: SCP-329-J is a common American "yield" sign with the apparent ability of speech. SCP-329-J claims to be a "ghost". No other anomalous properties have been detected at this time. Addendum: Interview Log 329-J-1: Dr. James: Good morning three two nine dash jay. SCP-329-J: I am the ghoooost siiiign! Dr. James: Um… ok. SCP-329-J: Yield to oncoming traffiiic! Ooooooh! Dr. James: Um, ghost sign, do you know where you are? SCP-329-J: I'm in the realm of the liviiiing! Oooooooooooh! Dr. James: Right, um, what were you doing before this? SCP-329-J: I was a siiiign! Now I'm a ghoooooost siiiiign! Dr. James: What does that even mean? SCP-329-J: I was once arrested for driving under the influuuueeence! Dr. James: What? SCP-329-J: I know riiiight? I don't even have leeeeegggssss! Ooooooh! Drunk driving is dangeroooouuuus! Interview Log 329-J-2: Dr. James: Good morning, er, ghost sign. SCP-329-J: Don't call me thaaaat! I'm just a siiiign noooow! Ooo- I mean, hiiiii! Dr. James: Why are you a sign now? SCP-329-J: I dropped my ghooooost liceeeeense! Dr. James: Your what? SCP-329-J: I can't be a ghoooost without my ghooooost liceeeense! Dr. James: But how can you even carry a license? SCP-329-J: Well I can't noooow! I'm no longer a ghooooost! Dr. James: I…. but…. what? Interview Log 329-J-3: Dr. James: We've brought you outside to see if you affect traffic in an anomalous way. SCP-329-J: It's nippyyyy! Can I have a sweeeattteerr? Dr. James: No! For fuck's sake, you're a ghost! You don't need a sweater! Shut up! SCP-329-J: Yoooouuuu shut uuuup! Dr. James: WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ANY SENSE!?
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