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| - The Legend of Lug Lug was a 2 ½ foot dwarf born from a normal Dwarven mountain commune on the planet of Kith. Like any other young Dwarven male of his society, Lug labored day in and day out for the better of his commune as a cargo pilot and merchant trading the precious metals mined from their mountains of Kith . Just your average pint sized dwarf trying to make it in a big universe. One day this was not enough for Lug, he needed to escape from the same old grind of the Dwarven community. So Lug flew off into the night sky with dreams of adventure and riches in his heart and never looked back. Being a cargo transporter and merchant his whole life, Lug had very little experience with the rough ways of a solo intergalactic explorer, and the problems that can come with it. His inexperience would end his adventures as an explorer, but start anew an adventure he could’ve never dreamed of. No more than 2 weeks after he had left his home planet far off the merchant routes, Lug had unknowingly flew his ship in the middle of an proton storm. The proton storm electrified his ship and fried his main navigation systems causing poor Lug’s ship to crash into the planet of Kith. Lug had survived the crash landing in one of the lush jungles of Kith, and was knocked unconscious from it. His metal ship had been hit with so much electricity from the proton storm that it was glowing a radiant and bright white light. The local authorities had detected the ship crash with their basic radars and quickly swarmed the crash site. Puzzled by the small bearded fellow in the glowing ship and unsure what to do with him, they sent him to the capital of the planet to be dealt with by the High Council of Druids. The High Council of Druids are the ruling class of all Kithian society. They preserve the traditions, wisdom, and lore of the ancient Kithian race. One of the great and ancient Kithian prophecies speak of the coming of a Kithian messiah of sorts, whom would restore the race and bring it into a great golden age of peace and prosperity. The prophecy spoke of the great one as being much further evolved than the common Kith. As an intrinsic understanding among the Kithian race, in the few great legends of when one of their kind had greatly leaped ahead on the ladder of evolution, they were spoken of as being smaller in size due to the increased mental powers and little need for brute strength and physical traits, and in some legends up to 1/4th the average size of the Kith, and was also depicted as being radiant in appearance. The foolhardy Druids, many a charlatan whom had long strayed from the proper rituals of the Ancient Druidic Order, between his size and the radiance from his ship had mistaken Lug as the return of one of their great messiahs as foretold in the prophecy. They released Lug from his chains and immediately crowned him Emperor of the Kithian race and supreme ruler of the sovereign planet of Kith. It didn’t take long for the power of being newly crowned messiah and emperor over the planet Kith and millions of Kith to go to Lug’s little head. Lug became power mad. He changed the planet name to Lug, the capital to Lug City, and even made it law punishable by death that all first born males of a family must be named Lug. Lug’s face is on the flag, all of the money, all of the vehicles, and even on commercial products like soft drink cans. All worship Lug and work for the greater good of Lug. Lug rules all now. Obey Lug or Die.
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