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| - Alex: There's no way you're gonna get away with this, loser! Sam, Clover and Whoopt will do whatever it takes to save me! Marco Lumiere: That's precicely what I'm counting on. (laughs evilly) Sam: Alex has been kidnapped! We gotta do something, quick! Clover: I can't believe I'm actually saying this. Clover: But, I think we better try to get Whoot as I been. Sam: Clover, what are you doing? Clover: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm trying to find a button or a lever or a secret passage. Sam: Huh? Clover: Why isn't that we only get Whoopt when we don't want to? It can never come will oweing me too. Sam: Maybe it's Alex! Sam: 'It doesn't matter that you're not the most popular girl in school. I still think you're the greatest. Meet me at lunch today, your secret emmiror, A.J." A.J.? Who's that? Clover: Well, it could be Andrew James that total cutey from science class. Ooo! Or maybe it's Arren Jennings, that football player with the Beth Bod. Sam: Why would those guys be interested in me? Clover: Hello? Because, you're smart, funny and totally cool. Sam: Hey! Sam: Clover, there's no time for this. We've got to find Alex! Clover: There's always time for secret edmirors, Sam. I'll tell him you'll definitey meet him for lunch. Sam: Hey! Clover: See what I mean? We'll be only a persian that most in aupertune moments! Jerry: Good morning, girls. Sam: Jerry, you're never gonna believe what happened! Jerry: (drinks the coffee) Alex has been kidnapped. Clover: No, Alex has been kidnapped! Jerry: Oh, yes. That's what I said. Sam: Wait. Do you know? Jerry: Yes. Clover: Freaky. Jerry: In fact, I just recieved this rather diturbed message. Marco Lumiere: Sam! Clover! Sam: Lumiere? Marco Lumiere: So good to see you, again. Sam: But, I thought we just locked him up! Marco Lumiere: I'm happy to inform you that you've been cast in my latest movie, "A Spy Thriller!" Since you're top secret agents, I figure it be right up your allie. Clover: Whatever, creep! Marco Lumiere: I'll be filming you as you go up against my special effects and dangerous sets. (laugh) Alex: (mumbles though gags) Marco Lumiere: Oh, uh, what's that, Alex? Alex: (mumbling through gags) Marco Lumiere: Oh, yes. Thanks for reminding me. Alex says if you ever want to see her again, you'd better hurry. Sam: We can't let him get away with this! Jerry: Wait. There's more. Marco Lumiere: Hope you girls can take direction, cause here's your first scene. Roses are red, violets are blue, the same through colors of your next clue. If you head to the station, you'll be on the right track. And you just might het your friend, Alex back. Now, chop-chop, girls! We're rolling! Jerry: Apparently, he escaped outcustidy, and abducted Alex early this morning. Clover: That makes sense. He? abduct Alex when her defenses were down. She's so not a morning person. Sam: We gotta figure out what station's talking about. Clover: It could be a radio station or maybe it's a gas station. Sam: Or maybe it's the train station. If you head to the station, you'll be on the right track and you just might get your friend, Alex back. Clover: Sam, you're brilliant! Let's hit it. Jerry: Oh, wait! I've got some gadgets you might find out for. Clover: Make it quick, Jerr. We don't have time for your usual blathering. Uh, no afense. Jerry: Nothing to take it. Sam: I didn't see Alex and Lumiere anywhere. Clover: Me neither. Clover: Sammy, that's our train! Sam: Huh? Clover: Roses are red, violets are blue, the same through colors of our next clue! Come on! The ticket man: Not so fast, girls! I need to see your tickets. Clover: But, you don't understand! We're secret agents trying to save our best friend from an evil independent filmmaker! The ticket man: Yeah. But, this sure, you are and I'm married made of Scots. No tickets, no ride. Sam: Fine. If you won't let us do, then we'll just have to go over your head. The ticket man: Huh?! Clover: Maybe there is something to be set for wearing sensible shoes. Sam: Jump! Sam: See? That wasn't so bad. Clover: Yeah, if you like perfused sweating. Marco Lumiere: Don't be discouaged, girls. Marco Lumiere: You're doing very well. And as you can see, you look just wonderful on camera. Clover: We wanna know what you've done with Alex! Marco Lumiere: Oh-ho, you'll find out in do top. Right now, you have other things to worry about. Sam: Oh, great! We're lock in! Clover: Actually, that might not be such a bad thing. This train's going so fast! I wouldn't wanna accidently fall out! Marco Lumiere: Falling out is the least of your concerns. When the train reaches a hundred and fifty miles prower, it will be real and crash. Sam: And the good news is... Marco Lumiere: If you can figure it out how to stop the train before any accidents happen, I might just put Alex free and my feature? film won't have to be asure? subject. Clover: And if we can't... Marco Lumiere: Alex? won't have a very happy ending and neither will you! Action! Clover: 88? What's that? Sam: (gasp) I think it's the speed of the train, which means, we've gotta get to the engine fast! Clover: It's no use. All the controls are jammed. Sam: Then, we gotta find a handbreak. You know, like the use of the emergencies.
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