Imagine yourself in a place on the corner of Conservative Drive and Liberal Ave. This is where I (the name's Randy Random) live, and this is the story of one confused town. I walk these sunny streets alone every day, and I'm forced to watch fat dames walk down the sidewalk in two-pieces, totally oblivious to the fact that they look like something God shat out. I see the local looney Joe in the rasta hat say, "Yeah maaan, gimme a quarta' or I'll bite ya legs off!" I am the only sane being in this sea of madness, and it's up to me to survive this rathole of a town. This is my tale...
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| - Imagine yourself in a place on the corner of Conservative Drive and Liberal Ave. This is where I (the name's Randy Random) live, and this is the story of one confused town. I walk these sunny streets alone every day, and I'm forced to watch fat dames walk down the sidewalk in two-pieces, totally oblivious to the fact that they look like something God shat out. I see the local looney Joe in the rasta hat say, "Yeah maaan, gimme a quarta' or I'll bite ya legs off!" I am the only sane being in this sea of madness, and it's up to me to survive this rathole of a town. This is my tale...
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| - Imagine yourself in a place on the corner of Conservative Drive and Liberal Ave. This is where I (the name's Randy Random) live, and this is the story of one confused town. I walk these sunny streets alone every day, and I'm forced to watch fat dames walk down the sidewalk in two-pieces, totally oblivious to the fact that they look like something God shat out. I see the local looney Joe in the rasta hat say, "Yeah maaan, gimme a quarta' or I'll bite ya legs off!" I am the only sane being in this sea of madness, and it's up to me to survive this rathole of a town. This is my tale...
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