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| - Voice-over: Sandstorm has just been evicted and as you can tell, Brambleclaw is excited. (zooms in to outside where Brambleclaw is dancing happily) Brambleclaw: Sandstorm's been evicted! Sandstorm's been evicted! (falls over and twists ankle) Brambleclaw: Owwwww! Owwwwwwwww! (cries) (Icecloud comes running out) Icecloud: What's wrong? D: Brambleclaw: I... Twisted my ankle! D: (crying) Icecloud: Well, we should get you checked out by Big Brother! (Icecloud and a crying Brambleclaw enter the diary room) Big Brother: Oh great. What's wrong now? Icecloud: He twisted his ankle. Big Brother: You'll be fine. Now get out of here and stop crying. Brambleclaw: That's mean! (starts crying again) Big Brother: OUT! Cloudtail: What happened to you? Brambleclaw: Big Brother was being mean! Ferncloud: That will not be tolerated! I'm gonna go chat with Big Brother right now! (Ferncloud enters the Diary Room) Ferncloud: Big Brother, Brambleclaw tells me your being mean to him. Is this true? Big Brother: His crying was annoying me! Ferncloud: He cried because he twisted his ankle! Now get out there and apologise to Brambleclaw. Big Brother: No. You aren't the boss of me! Ferncloud: Get out there an apologise or NO GUMMY BEARS FOR YOU MISTER! (grabs Big Brother's ear) Big Brother: Ok, don't take it out on the gummy bears! (whines) Ferncloud: Good, now apologise. (Big Brother and Ferncloud exit the Diary Room and walk over to Brambleclaw) Ferncloud: Brambleclaw, Big Brother has something to say, don't you? Big Brother: No Ferncloud: (grabs Big Brother's ear) Yes you do! Big Brother: Sorry Brambleclaw. Ferncloud: Good. Now have a gummy bear! (hands gummy bear) Big Brother: Yay! Brambleclaw: May I have a gummy bear too? Ferncloud: What's the magic word? Brambleclaw: May I have a gummy bear too please? Ferncloud: Most certainly! (gives gummy bear) (random noise outside) Ashfur: AAAAAAAH! NOISE! Hazeltail: It sounded like a... Bluestar: TWOLEG MONSTER! Cloudtail: AAAAAAAAAH! Ashfur: Come, Watson. We need to check it out. (everyone heads outside) (a red double-decker bus is waiting outside) Everyone but Bluestar: Aaaaah! A double decker bus! Bluestar: Oooh a double decker bus! (the bus door opens and Scarletpaw steps out) Scarletpaw: Good day to you peasants. (sips tea) Hazeltail: I'm a warrior, and you're an apprentice! YOU are the peasant! Scarletpaw: No, I am not a peasant, you are. I brought youy all gifts from my trip to London. Cloudtail: She's more boring than a burrito with nothing on it. Ferncloud: Or a nachos with no meat. Cloudtail: (gasp) Nachos is never boring! Scarletpaw: Time for snow! (casts spell and it starts snowing) Everyone but Scarletpaw: Brrr! So cold, let's go inside! (everyone is inside) Scarletpaw: Ok, so who wants their present first? (sips tea) Bluestar: Me! :D Ferncloud: But first... Do you have any more of that tea? Scarletpaw: Yeah I have heaps but I'm not giving you any. Ferncloud: Nuuuuuu! Ashfur: WHY!? Scarletpaw: Because I paid for it, and what I pay for is mine. Ferncloud: D: I'm gonna have to go to the store now! NO ONE OPEN THEIR PRESENT! Bluestar: (begins to open present) Ferncloud: NO! BAD BLUESTAR! Bluestar: D: (at the store) (Ferncloud places box of teabags on the counter) Store guy: That'll be $3.00 Ferncloud: But I have no money! I'm a cat! Store guy: Then give me back the tea! Ferncloud: But... We need that tea! (looks up at store guy with adorable kitty eyes(Store guy: Awwwww, so adorable! You can have the tea! (squeezes Ferncloud) Ferncloud: AAAAAAAAAAH! (runs out of store) (back at the house) Ferncloud: (drops the box of tea and shudders) Ashfur: What happened? D: Ferncloud: I got... squeezed by a twoleg! Everyone: (shudders) Bluestar: Can I open my present now? Scarletpaw: EVERYONE GATHER ROUND! (everyone gathers in a circle) (Bluestar opens her present) Bluestar: (gasp) 101 Ways To Kill Ferncloud! Just what I always wanted! :D (gives Ferncloud evil grin) Ferncloud: Nuuuuuu! Gimmie my present! (Ferncloud opens her present) Ferncloud: (gasp) MATCHES! and the book 101 Ways To Avoid Being Killed By Bluestar! How AWESOME! Bluestar: HEY! How come she got two presents? Scarletpaw: She needed two. Ashfur: MY PRESENT NEXT! (unwraps present) Ashfur: Oh... My... StarClan. AN EPIC HAT! :D YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Bluestar: YAY! NOW WE CAN BE EPIC HAT BUDDIES! Ashfur: YAAAAAAAAY! I LOVE YOU SCARLETPAW! (squeezes to death) Scarletpaw: Nuuuuuu! I've been squeezed to death! Revive me, Lilly! (Lilly comes on) Lilly: (revives Scarletpaw) Scarletpaw: Thankyou Lilly! Cloudtail: ME NEXT! (opens present) Cloudtail: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS! I love you Scarletpaw! (squeezes to death) Scarletpaw: Nuuuuuu! I've been squeezed to death! Revive me Lilly, again. Lilly: (revives Scarletpaw... Again) Scarletpaw: Ok, no more squeezing to death, Icecloud, come get your present. Icecloud: (opens present) CARROTS! I love you Scarletpaw! (squeezes to death) Scarletpaw: Nuuuuuuu! I've been squeezed to death! Revive me Lilly! Lilly: This is the last time! (revives Scarletpaw) Scarletpaw: Ok Hazeltail, it's your turn. Hazeltail: (opens present) (gasp) A LIFE SIZED POSTER OF CLOUDTAIL!!! AAAAAH! I LOVE YOU SCARLETPAW! (squeezes to death) Scarletpaw: Nuuuuuuu! I've been squeezed to death! Revive me Lilly! Lilly: Revive yourself, I've already done it three times! Scarletpaw: Crap! Revive me Tangle! Tangle: Sorry, busy. Scarletpaw: Crap! Revive me Ferncloud! Ferncloud: What's the magic word? Scarletpaw: Revive me please Ferncloud! Ferncloud: Certainly! (revives Scarletpaw) Scarletpaw: Thankyou. Ok, now Brambleclaw open your present. No squeezing! (Brambleclaw opens his present) Brambleclaw: Why did you give me concrete? Scarlepaw: So you can harden up! Brambleclaw: (cries) Ashfur: For goodness sake, give me that (grabs concrete and shoves some in Brambleclaw's mouth) Brambleclaw: ... Scarletpaw: And now, for the show to begin! Brambleclaw: (starts making kettle noises) Ferncloud: Is he ok? Brambleclaw: (grows giant) ROAAAAAAAAAAR! BRAMBLECLAW SMASH! (throws Scarletpaw) Scarletpaw: Nuuuuu! Brambleclaw: LOCK TARGET! ASHFUR DESTORY! Ashfur: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs in terror) Brambleclaw: MUST DESTORY ASHFUR. MUST DESTORY ASHFUR! Ashfur: Help meeeeeee! Icecloud: Uh... Stop! Brambleclaw: MOVE ASIDE, WEAKLING! (throws Icecloud in to the pool) Icecloud: Nuuuuuuuu! Ferncloud: BRAMBLECLAW, STOP! (Brambleclaw turns around) Ferncloud: You're being very mean at the moment, so stop scraing and hurting everyone and apologise, or you don't get any gummy bears, mister! Brambleclaw: (stomps Ferncloud in to the ground and takes the gummy bears) Ferncloud: Ow! Brambleclaw: DESTORY ASHFUR! (backs Ashfur in to a corner) Ashfur: AAAAAAAAAAH! (Brambleclaw picks up Ashfur) Brambleclaw: DESTORY! ME SMASH! ME BRAMBLECLAW! MIGHTY LEADER! (tries to take Ashfur's epic hat) Ashfur: NOT MY EPIC HAT! (kicks Brambleclaw in the stomach) Brambleclaw: (turns back to normal and cries) Ashfur: You idiot! Brambleclaw: (looks around) What happened? Icecloud: You threw me in to the pool! Scarletpaw: You nearly broke my back! Hazeltail: You stomped Ferncloud in to the ground! Bluestar: Good kitty (stokes Brambleclaw) Brambleclaw: (purrs) Ferncloud: (gets up off the ground) Brambleclaw. say sorry to me! I was flattened for 1/2 an hour! Bluestar: It was only 2 minutes! Ferncloud: Still... SAY SORRY TO ME OR I'LL GIVE BIG BROTHER YOUR GUMMY BEARS! Brambleclaw: (cries) Ok, I'm sorry! Ferncloud: Thankyou! (double decker bus comes back) Everyone but Scarletpaw and Bluestar: AAAAAAAAH! A DOUBLE DECKER BUS! Bluestar: Ooh, a double decker bus! Scarletpaw: That's my ride. Goodbye peasants! (boards bus while sipping tea) (tea spills) Scarletpaw: Oh (bleep)
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