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| - Benson: Alright, everyone. Quiet down. We got the usual same old same old today... (He flips through papers on his clipboard as he reads aloud.) Muscle Man and High Fives, mow the lawn. Skips, prepare the garbage disposal. And Mordecai and Rigby, I need you to get rid of the possums living in the attic. Mordecai: Aw... again?! Rigby: Those guys are back like every week! Benson: Like I said: the usual same old, same old. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my office. (Walks back toward his office) Rigby: Man... Mordecai: Come on, dude...let's get the hose... Pops: Everyone, wait! Mordecai: What is it, Pops? Pops: Shhh...follow me! (Leads the others behind some bushes) I've brought you to my secret place to discuss Benson! Tomorrow marks the tenth anniversary of his employment at the Park! Thomas: Ten years?! Rigby: No wonder he looks so used up... Pops: I'd like to present him with a gift at tomorrow morning's meeting as a token of our appreciation. Mordecai: That's a great idea, Pops. Muscle Man: Yeah, guys like Benson need recognition to feel good about themselves. Pops: Well, then, what should we get him? Mordecai: How about a wallet? Skips: A new plaque for his desk? Pops: Parsing cufflinks! Thomas: A box of- Hi-Five Ghost: A gold bladed clipboard! Muscle Man: A snow globe. Thomas: A box of- Mordecai: A monogrammed business shirt? Skips: A box of chocolates. Thomas: A box of- Hi-Five Ghost: A pair of socks! Thomas: A box of- Muscle Man: A glow in the dark business tie. Thomas: (Angry) A box of pens!! Pops: Hmm... There must be something more meaningful we can give Benson. Rigby: (Snerks) Oh, I know. Why don't we get him a mug that says, "World's Best Boss"? (Snickers) Am I right? Muscle Man: (Laughs) Yeah, that'd be awesome. Pops: I agree; that's the perfect gift for Benson. Rigby: Wait, what? But he's not really the world's best boss. He's an okay boss; not the best boss. That's the joke! Mordecai: Dude, there's no such thing as the world's best boss; it's just a cool gift. Pops: Then it's settled. To the mall! (Scene shifts to the Mall. Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, Skips, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost and Thomas walk to a mug stand called MUGS 'R' US, with it's clerk reading a magazine.) Mordecai: Aw, yeah! Mug shop! Let's find this thing and then head to food court for some cinnamon buns. Mordecai (continued): Dude, I don't see it. Rigby: (Grabs a mug) Me either. Skips: Keep looking; we'll find it. Muscle Man: (Taps Rigby's right shoulder) Hey, Rigby. Muscle Man: Aw, sick; Rigby just touched this butt with his face! (Laughs) Rigby: Knock it off! (Slaps Muscle Man's mug away) Muscle Man: Whatever, dude; just keep your face away from my mug. Pops: Excuse me, do you have any World's Best Boss mugs? Clerk: Sorry, we're all out, bro. Pops: Oh, no! Rigby: (Grumbles) Let's just go home! Mordecai: No, dude; one of these stores has to have it. Let's just split up and find it. Muscle Man: (Laughs) I still can't believe you touched that butt with your face. Rigby: (Annoyed) Stop talking! (A montage begins with Mordecai searching for the mug. It then cuts to Pops, and switches to Muscle Man, who spins a mug stand and stops when it shows mugs in the form of butts and starts laughing. Then a slide shows the different mugs, such as World's Best Secretary, World's Best Janitor and finally World's Best Boss, but it has a sign of Sold Out in it. After Mordecai grabs a mug off a shelf, Pops is seen holding a mug that has a mustache similar to his. Rigby then shows Pops and Mordecai a World's Best Janitor mug with the word 'janitor' crossed out and replaced with 'boss'. Then it shows Mordecai, Rigby, Pops and Skips pointing at the mall map. Each one then enters a different store and comes out, disappointed. The Park workers walk around the mall for a bit, then we cut to them sprinting through a strange mug dimension, leading them into a giant mug. Finally they arrive to a store called 100¢ AND MORE.) (As the two continue to fight, they both fling the mug into the air.) Mordecai and Man: Nooooooo!!! Rigby: (Slow-mo) I got it! (But he fails to catch it, and the mug smashes into a stand. The three of them look at the remains, shocked.) Clerk: (Off-screen) You're gonna have to pay for that. (The man then runs away.) (The scene shifts back to the house's kitchen, where Skips is fixing the mug with glue and adding the last part of broken mug. Muscle Man is holding a coffee pot, with Pops and High Five Ghost in the kitchen as well.) Pops: Did it work? Pops: What are we going to do? We don't have anything to give Benson at tomorrow morning's meeting! Skips: We'll think of something. Rigby: Guys! We found it! (Clock transition to the computer room, with everyone gathered around Mordecai on the computer.) Mordecai: They're selling it on this website. Check it out! (Plays the website's video) Announcer: Most bosses are horrible! (A man is working on the computer and his boss enters his work station.) Boss 1: Your wife and kids can wait, Johnson! I need those reports NOW! Announcer: Some are good! (A woman working in a fast food restaurant is frying fries, and her boss comes to see her.) Boss 2: Nice work, Holly! Announcer: A few are great! (A buiness meeting is being held, and the boss enters with a pizza box.) Boss 3: Pizza party!!! (The meeting becomes a party) Announcer: (The screen changes to a figure of a man. It then shows "World's Best Boss" in red, with a question mark slowly appearing in the middle.) But only one can be the "World's Best Boss", and doesn't the world's best boss deserve the world's best mug? (The question mark shifts into a mug spinning around, and a man grabs it and starts drinking out of the mug.) It's not just any mug, it's the best mug. The best mug in the world! (He then throws the mug to the ground, rips his shirt off, and begins to play a keytar.) Order Now! Pops: That's perfect! Rigby: Yeah, and they guarantee overnight shipping. Muscle Man: What are you waiting for, bro? Order it! (Clock transition to the next morning, and everyone is waiting outside of the house.) Mordecai: Argghh! What's taking so long?! Skips: It should be here by now. Pops: I hope it arrives soon. Benson will be here any minute. Muscle Man: Its probably just stuck in traffic. Rigby: Dude, Muscle Man, what's with the tie? Muscle Man: It's called business casual, I'm just trying to look nice for Benson's anniversary. Thomas: Were we suppose to dress up? Delivery Man: Delivery. Rigby: Finally! Delivery Man: Sign here, please. Thomas: Whoa. Skips: Ehh.. we ordered a regular size mug, right? Rigby: That box is huge! Mordecai: It must be full of packing peanuts or something. Pops: I'll open it! (Walks to the package) Pops: Benson will be so delighted with- (As he opens the package, he is hit by an arm inside it.) Everyone: Pops! Muscle Man: Pops, are you okay?! Pops: (Grumbles in pain) Mordecai: Dude! What's your problem?! Man: (Smoothly) If you order the World's Best Boss mug, you have to be prepared to meet the world's best boss. (Raises arms) Woo! (Walks towards the Park workers) Doug Mcfarland—at your service. Muscle Man: Who cares who you are? Give us the mug!! Doug: I'm afraid I can't do that; only the world's best boss can drink from this mug. (Drinks from the mug) Pops: Well, Benson is a far greater boss than you! Rigby: And even if he isn't, we paid for that thing, so hand it over! Doug: (Laughs) Or else what? Skips: We don't have time for this—Benson will be here soon. Muscle Man: He's only one dude. Lets just take it from him! Thomas: Uhhh, do I have to do this too? Everybody: Yes! Mordecai: All right, Doug. Hand it over. Rigby: (Quietly) Uhh... Doug: Oh, did you meet my staff? The best in the biz. They got me this mug, so you're gonna have to work it out with them. Mordecai: Not a problem. Doug: Ok, team. Top priority on today's agenda: teach these losers how we do business. Doug: Looking good, gentlemen. (He raises his mug in the air and takes a sip out of it, whilst walking forward.) Extra vacation days for the guy with the most knockouts! Doug: I'm liking the initiative, McGinley. (Takes another sip out of the cup) Doug: (On phone) Rogers, shred the T.I.E. report. Rogers: T.I.E. report? Doug: (Points to Muscle Man's tie with his cup) Yeah, the T.I.E. report! Muscle Man: (Looks down at his tie) Oh no, bro. Rogers: I'm on it, sir. Benson: Guys, none of the chores were done yester-- (Benson briefly pauses to look at the chaotic fight unfolding in front of his eyes.) What the... (He then holds both hands up in the air, the clipboard being in one, and yells:) What are you guys doing?! Mordecai: (Being strangled by one of Doug's staff, he speaks hoarsely) Uhhh... (Grunts) Can you come back in a couple of minutes? (Grunts again) It's suppose to...be a surprise... Doug: Oh, so you must be Benson. Can't say I'm impressed with what I've seen so far. (Raises arms) Wooo! Benson: What? Doug: I can't believe your employees thought you deserve this mug. Benson: Mug? (To the Park workers) What is this guy talking about? Rigby: (Struggles with an employee) We wanted to get you a World's Best Boss mug for your anniversary! (Gets punched down and shouts in pain) Benson: That's ridiculous, I'm far from being the world's best anything, and why would I want a mug? Just stop, guys! Mordecai: (Has his arms held back by an employee) No! You deserve it, Benson! You're a good boss. (Gets punched by a different worker) Pops: (Stands off with an employee) Indeed! You've never missed a day of work! (The employee punches him, and he falls down the house's steps.) Skips: And you stay later than anyone else. (The garage door of the house is dropped onto him.) Oww! Thomas: (In pain) You always remember my name... Rigby: (His head is being held by a hand) And even though you're mad most of the time, its usually our fault...! (He groans as he's elbowed into the ground.) Doug: Aw, how sweet. (Takes a sip from the mug) Benson: What are you doing? Call off your guys! Doug: You can't stop in the middle of a job. Let the employees work it out. Doug: What are you doing? Doug: Stop them! Benson: Everybody together! Doug: No, you can't do that! (The Park team gathers together and approaches him, who is still holding the mug in his hand.) What kind of a boss are you? Benson: The world's best boss! Mordecai: Here, Benson. You earned this. Muscle Man: (Swings his jumper in the air) Woo-woo! Benson: (Takes the mug) Thanks, guys. I know that I'm not the best boss in the world, but it's nice to have a mug that says that I am. Now-(Shows the field of employees laying on the ground)-clean up this mess or you're all fired! (End of "World's Best Boss".)
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