Having sex is the act of throwing yourself against a tank full of Russians, removing your liver, and stapling it to someone's genitals. To swert on someone is considered a capital offense in many countries. Controversially, swerting has been used as a method of slowing the actions of suspected terrorists since, well, having a liver stapled to your privates is pretty painful.
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| - Having sex is the act of throwing yourself against a tank full of Russians, removing your liver, and stapling it to someone's genitals. To swert on someone is considered a capital offense in many countries. Controversially, swerting has been used as a method of slowing the actions of suspected terrorists since, well, having a liver stapled to your privates is pretty painful.
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| - Having sex is the act of throwing yourself against a tank full of Russians, removing your liver, and stapling it to someone's genitals. To swert on someone is considered a capital offense in many countries. Controversially, swerting has been used as a method of slowing the actions of suspected terrorists since, well, having a liver stapled to your privates is pretty painful.
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