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| - Bowser and Mr. Game & Watch are driving up to their castle, stopping about four feet from the gates. MR. GAME & WATCH: What's wrong? Why did you stop? BOWSER: Well, we're technically there already. We might as well just park out here and walk in. MR. GAME & WATCH: Because...well, look behind you. Bowser looks behind him and sees Wawabowser, who is running towards him at an inhuman speed. BOWSER: Whaaaat? How is he running that fast? BOWSER: All right, you! What are you doing here? WAWABOWSER: Huff...puff...phew! OK, I'm tired of jogging. WAWABOWSER: My strength...does not come from within me.
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| - Bowser and Mr. Game & Watch are driving up to their castle, stopping about four feet from the gates. MR. GAME & WATCH: What's wrong? Why did you stop? BOWSER: Well, we're technically there already. We might as well just park out here and walk in. MR. GAME & WATCH: Because...well, look behind you. Bowser looks behind him and sees Wawabowser, who is running towards him at an inhuman speed. BOWSER: Whaaaat? How is he running that fast? Wawabowser lunges towards Cario and envelops it with a breath of fire, leaving nothing but a charred frame. Bowser and Mr. Game & Watch shield their eyes for a moment before coming to their senses and grabbing him by each of his arms. BOWSER: All right, you! What are you doing here? WAWABOWSER: Huff...puff...phew! OK, I'm tired of jogging. MR. GAME & WATCH: "Jogging"? Your speed was supernatural. You caught up with our ride on foot while we had a mile-or-so head start. How did you do it? WAWABOWSER: My strength...does not come from within me. BOWSER: What?! Wawabowser retracts into his shell, forcing Bowser and Mr. Game & Watch to let go of his arms. He then pops back out, pushes them away, and dashes into the castle before Bowser and Mr. Game & Watch can react. Once inside, he closes and locks the outside gate and pops his head out of a window next to it to taunt Bowser and Mr. Game & Watch. WAWABOWSER: I win the race, that's what! Mwa ha ha! Your castle, along with the Black House, is mine! BOWSER: Wh--n--dang it! Screw you! I'm so gonna get revenge. MR. GAME & WATCH: Wait, where's Mario? Wasn't he on your team? WAWABOWSER: Nah, I'm with the New Mario Bros. now. Mario is dead! BOWSER: Well...gee, on any other day, I'd be jumping for joy if I heard that.
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