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Baby satans are becoming more common in England since Mr Brown became Prime Minister. Do not be fooled by his dimples or his cute smile! The Anti-Baby Jesus is the Anti-Jesus before he is not a baby anymore! The baby Satan is supposedly at fault for creating those Godless Killing Machines, the Bears, who are heading to the superbowl this year. Let's hope they don't maul the Colts.

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  • Baby satans are becoming more common in England since Mr Brown became Prime Minister. Do not be fooled by his dimples or his cute smile! The Anti-Baby Jesus is the Anti-Jesus before he is not a baby anymore! The baby Satan is supposedly at fault for creating those Godless Killing Machines, the Bears, who are heading to the superbowl this year. Let's hope they don't maul the Colts.
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  • Baby satans are becoming more common in England since Mr Brown became Prime Minister. Do not be fooled by his dimples or his cute smile! The Anti-Baby Jesus is the Anti-Jesus before he is not a baby anymore! They are immortal enemies, battling for control over every human's soul. When fighting each other directly these battles often result in balling up their tiny fists and squeezing out holy and un-holy shite in an attempt to out-stink the other. But when fighting for our souls, and America! The Baby Jesus uses empathy to win souls; the Baby Satan uses temper tantrums, and usually wins, stealing the souls of those around him. The baby Satan is supposedly at fault for creating those Godless Killing Machines, the Bears, who are heading to the superbowl this year. Let's hope they don't maul the Colts. The Baby Satan's main goal in life is to piss off everyone by constantly urinating on them and often eating their fish fingers when not looking. This can be very annoying and often leads people to trying to kill the baby-Satan. This is impossible as he is invisible, and his victims get even more worked up, so he annoys them more, and the circle continues.
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