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| - In the living room (Anthony sleeps while Ian plays on his Game Boy Advance SP) Ian: (slaps Anthony) Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up! Anthony: (wakes up) What?! Ian: Dude, after thirty-six hours, we're gonna finally get pass that stupid lava level. Now I just need to sprint, jump, and then press the... (Anthony slaps the Game Boy Advance SP near the fireplace) Ian: Dude! Anthony: Can't let you do that Hecox! If anyone's gonna beat that level, (talks differently) it's gonna be me. (Anthony and Ian stare at each other for a second) Anthony: Oh sh*t. Dude, the floor's lava! Ian: What? How?! Anthony: Yes!
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| - In the living room (Anthony sleeps while Ian plays on his Game Boy Advance SP) Ian: (slaps Anthony) Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up! Anthony: (wakes up) What?! Ian: Dude, after thirty-six hours, we're gonna finally get pass that stupid lava level. Now I just need to sprint, jump, and then press the... (Anthony slaps the Game Boy Advance SP near the fireplace) Ian: Dude! Anthony: Can't let you do that Hecox! If anyone's gonna beat that level, (talks differently) it's gonna be me. (Anthony and Ian stare at each other for a second) Ian: I'm just gonna go get my game. (stands up and then jumps quickly back on the couch) Oh, geez! What the hell?! Anthony: Oh sh*t. Dude, the floor's lava! Ian: What? How?! Anthony: I don't know. We must have played the game so much that we got gameritis and our minds actually believe the floor is lava. Ian: Oh yeah, just like that I played Grand Theft Auto and lost all concept of mortality. (In a flashback outdoors, Stevie drives on a Mario Kart) Ian: (points a gun at Stevie) Get off! Get off! Stevie: Oh, okay okay okay. (gets off of the kart) Please don't hurt me! Oh my god! (Ian shoots Stevie in the balls, hops in the kart, and laughs while driving it) (Back in the present at the living room) Anthony: Yeah, like that I got addicted to Angry Birds. (In a flashback outdoors) Stevie: (carries Mr. Featherface on his ar,) Oh Mr. Featherface, I love you. (Anthony takes Mr. Featherface and throws him) Mr. Featherface: Whee! (knocks down some boxes down) Anthony: Yes! (Ian drives by Stevie and shoots him in the balls again) Stevie: Ohohohoh! (Back in the present at the living room) (Ian and Anthony stands on the couches they were sitting on) Ian: How the hell are we gonna get over there? (Super Mario World lava music is played) Anthony: I guess we're just gonna have to use all the skills we've learned from playing Mario.
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