At first, his cave dwelling friends were confused by Artistic Visionary's verbal descriptions of "banging" the pointy sticks "a lot" to make "funny noises". After he demonstrated how to use the pointy sticks by bashing it on the ground, his cavemen comrades started violently trashing the ground with his inventions, creating beautiful music unparalleled by anything except the great musicians of the baroque age, such as Mozart and Beethoven. The pointy stick would have lived on in the annals of history as an instrument of harmony, if not for a horrible man, who we will name Disgusting Bourgeoisie Simpleton.
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| - At first, his cave dwelling friends were confused by Artistic Visionary's verbal descriptions of "banging" the pointy sticks "a lot" to make "funny noises". After he demonstrated how to use the pointy sticks by bashing it on the ground, his cavemen comrades started violently trashing the ground with his inventions, creating beautiful music unparalleled by anything except the great musicians of the baroque age, such as Mozart and Beethoven. The pointy stick would have lived on in the annals of history as an instrument of harmony, if not for a horrible man, who we will name Disgusting Bourgeoisie Simpleton.
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| - At first, his cave dwelling friends were confused by Artistic Visionary's verbal descriptions of "banging" the pointy sticks "a lot" to make "funny noises". After he demonstrated how to use the pointy sticks by bashing it on the ground, his cavemen comrades started violently trashing the ground with his inventions, creating beautiful music unparalleled by anything except the great musicians of the baroque age, such as Mozart and Beethoven. The pointy stick would have lived on in the annals of history as an instrument of harmony, if not for a horrible man, who we will name Disgusting Bourgeoisie Simpleton.
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