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The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Genesis, Adam and Eve were created from scratch in an unlikely (and quite frankly, suspicious) sequence of events. Living a life of luxury in an upmarket resort, they had a dispute with the management about fruit consumption, and reptilian pets, and were asked to leave. One of their children, Cain, once asked, "Am I my brother's son?", which may be the first example of a genuinely stupid question. Stuff happened. God ordered Abraham to sacrifice his son Isaac on Mount Montezuma, establishing a nasty precedent. Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother's birth mark, but still couldn't get laid. Jacob was a patriarch who brought up his twelve sons to also be patriarchs, but for some reason they did not take to it. One

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  • The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Genesis, Adam and Eve were created from scratch in an unlikely (and quite frankly, suspicious) sequence of events. Living a life of luxury in an upmarket resort, they had a dispute with the management about fruit consumption, and reptilian pets, and were asked to leave. One of their children, Cain, once asked, "Am I my brother's son?", which may be the first example of a genuinely stupid question. Stuff happened. God ordered Abraham to sacrifice his son Isaac on Mount Montezuma, establishing a nasty precedent. Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother's birth mark, but still couldn't get laid. Jacob was a patriarch who brought up his twelve sons to also be patriarchs, but for some reason they did not take to it. One
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  • The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Genesis, Adam and Eve were created from scratch in an unlikely (and quite frankly, suspicious) sequence of events. Living a life of luxury in an upmarket resort, they had a dispute with the management about fruit consumption, and reptilian pets, and were asked to leave. One of their children, Cain, once asked, "Am I my brother's son?", which may be the first example of a genuinely stupid question. Stuff happened. God ordered Abraham to sacrifice his son Isaac on Mount Montezuma, establishing a nasty precedent. Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother's birth mark, but still couldn't get laid. Jacob was a patriarch who brought up his twelve sons to also be patriarchs, but for some reason they did not take to it. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites. It was a confusing time. The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies and mammals but never mammaries. They lived in the Sahara Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sahara is so unpleasant that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, therefore certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are also a range of mountains between France and Spain. This is very confusing but fortunately irrelevant. Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw, the first significant step leading to the discovery of matzos. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients (real matzos). Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments. Upon his descent he became confused and got stuck in the dessert for 40 years. Many consider this his crowning achievement. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Philatelists, an aggressive and unpleasant race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 porcupines as wives.
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