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| - The Ironman Triathlon is perhaps the most well-known triathlon, which involves swimming, cycling, and running, but rarely do strait men particepate in this faggot activity.
- The idea for the original Ironman Triathlon was devised by billionaire playboy Tony Stark, based on having a garage full of previous-model tin suits and no way to either fight evil or make a profit off them, but a lot of bad guys who wanted to wear them. Stark envisaged a three-event competition between contestants who would rent his old Iron Man suits. The motto would be, Brag for the rest of your life! — as some athletes needed more encouragement than Stark did to do so.
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| - The idea for the original Ironman Triathlon was devised by billionaire playboy Tony Stark, based on having a garage full of previous-model tin suits and no way to either fight evil or make a profit off them, but a lot of bad guys who wanted to wear them. Stark envisaged a three-event competition between contestants who would rent his old Iron Man suits. The motto would be, Brag for the rest of your life! — as some athletes needed more encouragement than Stark did to do so. Navy Commander John Collins played a key role in noting athletes, especially cyclists, who seemed especially fit. On meeting Stark, Collins was doubly impressed at Stark's physique, as he was unaware that Stark's chest was safely sunken inside his tin suit. Collins proposed the first competition, but unfortunately, found himself a premature competitor and the first victim of Stark's ego and his repulsor rays after quipping, "Whoever finishes first, we'll call him the Iron Man." Collins' widow Judy Collins fell in with Stark and, of course, went on to top the charts with her hit, Both Sides Now.
- The Ironman Triathlon is perhaps the most well-known triathlon, which involves swimming, cycling, and running, but rarely do strait men particepate in this faggot activity.
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