20 years after the barracks' arrived at planets that suck, the fucktards that used it all the time in 2v2 matches thought it could be transformed into a mobile Starbucks for God's troops who were always to tired to be of any use against the wasp onslaught. It failed epically when the Brutes wanted to use it as their own Starbucks. They stole it in the dead of night and brought it back to their base using poor little Grunts to carry it. The Starbucks barracks was renamed a Hall. God's troops watched in anger as the Brutes were sippin' tea and eating scones like the sissys they were in the barracks. In retaliation the marines stormed the Hall and captured the tea. They dumped it all on the heads of Brutes and Arbiturd. It became known as the Repository Tea Party. Although Brutes took it as a
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