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Hey, Hey! Haven't seen you in a while. What? Yes, it's Jim! Jim Schuman! I was two rooms down from you at Alpocorp three years ago. Yeah, we talked that one time during the fire drill. You were going through that divorce at the time. You remember, don't you? Your wife had just cheated on you with one of her fellow dolphin trainers at SeaWorld. Yeah! How did that turn out for you?... Oh... Really? Left you with nothing but your old '91 Civic... Right... Well, umm... Sorry about that, man... Uhh... But, hey! You're better off without her, right?... Really? She's modeling now?... That... sure is... uhhh... something, isn't it...

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  • Awkward Conversation
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  • Hey, Hey! Haven't seen you in a while. What? Yes, it's Jim! Jim Schuman! I was two rooms down from you at Alpocorp three years ago. Yeah, we talked that one time during the fire drill. You were going through that divorce at the time. You remember, don't you? Your wife had just cheated on you with one of her fellow dolphin trainers at SeaWorld. Yeah! How did that turn out for you?... Oh... Really? Left you with nothing but your old '91 Civic... Right... Well, umm... Sorry about that, man... Uhh... But, hey! You're better off without her, right?... Really? She's modeling now?... That... sure is... uhhh... something, isn't it...
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  • 3202539(xsd:integer)
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  • 2008-07-23(xsd:date)
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  • Awkwardconvo.mp3
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  • Awkward Conversation
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  • Uncyclopedia has an audio version of this chance encounter!
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  • Hey, Hey! Haven't seen you in a while. What? Yes, it's Jim! Jim Schuman! I was two rooms down from you at Alpocorp three years ago. Yeah, we talked that one time during the fire drill. You were going through that divorce at the time. You remember, don't you? Your wife had just cheated on you with one of her fellow dolphin trainers at SeaWorld. Yeah! How did that turn out for you?... Oh... Really? Left you with nothing but your old '91 Civic... Right... Well, umm... Sorry about that, man... Uhh... But, hey! You're better off without her, right?... Really? She's modeling now?... That... sure is... uhhh... something, isn't it...
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