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Fishbone diagrams were first discovered in 1534 by the ancient Chinese Empire, who considered them utterly worthless pieces of junk. Among the first uses were: shelter, aphrodisiac, lampshade, and a cellular phone. Their current use was not discovered until Samuel L. Jackson used one in the movie Pulp Fiction to cut off someone's freakin head. Fishbone diagrams must be handled with care at all times, as the many branches represent countless ways to die.

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  • Fishbone diagrams were first discovered in 1534 by the ancient Chinese Empire, who considered them utterly worthless pieces of junk. Among the first uses were: shelter, aphrodisiac, lampshade, and a cellular phone. Their current use was not discovered until Samuel L. Jackson used one in the movie Pulp Fiction to cut off someone's freakin head. Fishbone diagrams must be handled with care at all times, as the many branches represent countless ways to die.
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  • Fishbone diagrams were first discovered in 1534 by the ancient Chinese Empire, who considered them utterly worthless pieces of junk. Among the first uses were: shelter, aphrodisiac, lampshade, and a cellular phone. Their current use was not discovered until Samuel L. Jackson used one in the movie Pulp Fiction to cut off someone's freakin head. Fishbone diagrams must be handled with care at all times, as the many branches represent countless ways to die. Always willing to rape and pillage anything Chinese, Mazda utilized the fishbone diagram while trying to make the Miata look even gayer. Unfortunately, the fishbone diagrams were used in making the seats of the car, and there was a high incidence of anal scarring. Fishbone diagrams have been more successfully used in the field of plots to take over the world. As the diagram below illustrates, more branches on a fishbone diagram make you exponentially more likely to get a date with your mom. Also note relation to Box of Scorpions.
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