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| - In the early 1300’s A rather intelligent, naked, sexually and socially challenged individual went into seclusion. He then built furniture in a very unique manner, With a small oven, some water, sugar, wheat grain flour and some crude sexual implements as. He created the first chairs Wyoming had ever seen. Jonathan Hymen Biscuit eventually discovered that these “biscuits” he had invented were not greatly functional as chairs, he did in fact find out that he had invented a new type of confectionery to be loved and adored all around the world. What he didn’t know was that he also sealed the fate of society in the world the of 21st century.
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| - In the early 1300’s A rather intelligent, naked, sexually and socially challenged individual went into seclusion. He then built furniture in a very unique manner, With a small oven, some water, sugar, wheat grain flour and some crude sexual implements as. He created the first chairs Wyoming had ever seen. Jonathan Hymen Biscuit eventually discovered that these “biscuits” he had invented were not greatly functional as chairs, he did in fact find out that he had invented a new type of confectionery to be loved and adored all around the world. What he didn’t know was that he also sealed the fate of society in the world the of 21st century. Biscuits have made their stand over the years as delicious testaments to the inventive frivolity of man. They have offered our modern day society more than just some sugary plate like nipple to nibble with a hot beverage. They can be tough ... like a hobnob, mild and satisfying like a rich tea, they can be made colorful with icing, they can be topped with chocolate, Biscuits even come as savory, people even serve them with a selection of cheeses. After years of consuming biscuits orally The general consensus of opinion was that biscuits were nothing more than harmless circles of joy, even some older civilizations were under the influence that biscuits were given to us by various deities, like Mcvite the Scottish god of the digestive. The world of biscuits was to change however, when The great Mexican explorer Me ester Hugo bungholios found the tomb of Jonathan Hymen Biscuit in 2009. Upon entering the tomb he found a small journal with every page filled, every page was in fact written in faecal matter, with further research we found out about how biscuits were originally consumed. “Day 926 The floor was slippery today, I woke up very exited about being able to use my new sitting device and ran into the baking room. I forgot to clean up after special time the day before and I went bang fast into the room, I slipped, at first I landed on my wonder rod and the bag twins (male reproductive organs), then both of my ring cushions (gluteus maxima) formed quite high in the air as I tried to stand, I forgot I was still sliding on the floor and with my brown ring (anus) presented with full vulnerability I crashed into the sitting device. I woke up about 3 ticks (1 minute 34 seconds) later With a shattered sitting shaft (chair leg) inside my brown ring.” Jonathan Hymen Biscuit 1304 Jonathan Hymen Biscuit of Wyoming then went on to explain the effects of ingesting Biscuits though the anus.
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