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| - Abducted Red: So, you're saying the humans are dumb... yet tall. HOW is that even possible!?! I mean, how could anything tall be dumb? Purple: Yeah! Purple: Huh!?! Huh!? (laughs) Can you imagine? Huh!?! Huh!?! Huh!?! Zim: I can assure you, it's really quite- Zim: Door... bellll? Uh, hold on! Zim: GIR! Zim: (talking slowly and clearly, for better comprehension) GIR! Re-mem-ber with your brains: You must behave like a human dog monster! Do you understand? GIR (blithely): I really don't! Zim: GIR! Zim: Human dogs don't speak! GIR: Oooooh! (makes circles with his arms)" Zim: Now go answer the door! Zim: Ah yes, where were we? Purple: Oh yeah. Huh!?! Huh!?! Blue: Howdy, squishy! We are here to vomit language with the young man who lives in this shelter unit. Green: What!?! We're not aliens! Blue: Oh, aliens! Ha! That's a good one. Purple: So how tall are they? Zim: Perhaps as tall as you, my Tallest. Red: And somehow - and I'm just trying to get this straight here - somehow they're dumb? Zim: Like the dull-witted Gasquiggasplorch! Red: I see! Fascinating! Purple: Yes, it is fascinating... Purple: ...but I... don't see. Zim: He.. hello? My Tallest!?! Where have you gone!?! GIR! Zim: GIR, what have you done to the- Zim: Who're you? Blue: Howdy, perfectly normal human worm... baby! We are your new neighbors! Zim: You're wearing costumes! Green: Eh, eh, eh, no we aren't! Zim: Yes you are! You're not human at all! You're aliens! Your ship is emitting an interference field and it just interrupted a very important call! Blue: Uh, uh, right! Plan 2! Green: Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, what's plan 2!?! Blue: Uh, stuff him in a sack! Zim: GIR! Defensive mode! Zim: Who are you!?! Blue: Foolish Earthling! You have fallen victim to our clever plan! Green: He sure did, Pa! Zim: You threw me in a sack! Blue: Silence! You have been chosen as a perfect specimen of the human race and will be added to our collection of life forms. Zim: But- Blue: Do not attempt to resist us! We have spent hundreds of your Earth years harvesting the galaxy, haven't we? Adding to our collection! Zim: Well, where are they? Green: They escaped! Blue: Oh! Oh! Don't say that! It might give him ideas! Zim: But I'm not human! Zim: See? Not human! Only a brilliant disguise! Zim: I can see how you can be fooled but- Blue: You ARE human! We have proof! Dib: I know what you are, Zim! Zim: I'm human, yep! Human, human, human! Just look at my neck! Zim: I was lying! Surely you've heard of the mighty Irken race! Green: We don't get that TV no more! I read a lot though. Blue: How do you explain the dog then, eh? Eh? Humans keep dogs as pets! Green: Yeah! The dog, 'splain it! Zim: This is GIR. Zim: He's disguised as a dog, you fools! GIR, cast off your amazing doggy ruse and show them your mighty robot form! GIR: Hee hoo! Hi there! Blue: Would you look at that? Zim: Ya see? Now if you could just- Blue: What a smart dog! Come here, doggy! Zim: Oh come on! Blue: He will make a fine addition to our collection, mmm! Zim: Could you just maybe drop me off? Green: Impossible! We've gone past the point of no retuuuuuuuuuurn! Zim: But my house is right down there! I could probably just jump onto the roof! Waaait! You're hovering above an Earth neighborhood in plain sight!?! Blue: Do you think we're stupid!?! We're using advanced cloaking technology, aren't we? Our ship is disguised and perfectly unnoticeable! Neighbor: Uhh, look at that! It's one of them Orca whales, yeah... Blue: Eh, but enough philosophy. Zim: But, we haven't been talking about- Blue: Let the hideous experiments begin! Blue: Gaahah! Green: We will begin by fusing you to another human being! Zim: That's no human being! That's a gopher! Blue: Silence! Begin the fusion! Blue: Oh, incredible. Incredible work. Success. Green: Thank you, thank you! Oh, what shall we do next? Oh, let's fuse him with this juice! Blue: No, no, I think we've already proven our mastery of the fusing technology! Green: Oh, the juice! JUICE! Blue: Look, I'm the captain and I'm sick of you always fusing things to my juice! Blue: Ooh, I know! Why don't we test how he reacts to having things shoved through his head! Green: Shoving? No! No, his head's just begging for a juice fusion! Blue: The human is escaping! Blue: Stop him! Zim: Run, gopher! Go for help! Neighbor: Uh, well now, look at that! Wife: Hmm.. Blue: Oh, another escape! Is it just me? Is it me!?! Huh!?! Zim: There must be some way off this stupid thing. Blob (voice only): Hello? Over here! Blue: We shouldn't of fused him! We made him twice as powerful! Twice as deadly! Green: I'm telling you, that juice would've slowed him down but good! Zim: Hey, what are you? Blob: I don't even know anymore! They fused me so many times! Everyone else they kidnap escapes but I'm so heavy now, so disgusting! What's this thing!?! Zim: How do they get away!?! Blob: That duct up there leads to the emergency escape ships! If only I had an arm- Blob: -or a leg or maybe... yes! Someone to help me get there! Blob: Would you please help me? Hello? Hello!?! Blue: And what if the juice had made him more powerful, did you ever think of that? Green: Whoa, whoa, wait! Green: Are we talking about the same juice, hmm? Blue: Yeah. When's the last time you cleaned yourself? Green: Define 'self.' Zim: GIR! Come to Zim! Blue: Ooh! Now look at that! The other one's getting away! Green: Ok, look at him go! Zim: Hold onto something, GIR! Neighbor: Uhh... hmmm... Blue: Gaah! I thought I told you to lock the escape ship room! Green: Oh, just 'cause I didn't lock it is's my fault it was unlocked, is that what you're trying to say? Blue: That's what I'm saying, yes! Green: Fine, fine! Green: If it makes you feel better to pretend I'm stupid... duuuuuuuuhhhhh... Green: ...then go ahead! I'm gonna fuse these other humans to the blob thing! Blue: Fine, you do that! I'm setting coordinates for the next Earthling specimen... The Earth weasel! Zim: Sorry, my Tallest. I may have found a species even dumber than the humans. Purple: Were they... tall?
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