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Gummy worms were once said to be the food of the gods until it was noted that gods do not in fact eat, but none the less these sweet confectionery wonders will stay in our hearts forever as a reminder that perfection is not impossible (nor is a diet strictly of gummy worms). Gummy worms are proof that everything awesome is invented in America. Those pansy ass French wanted to make gummified bears...but that's just gay. So we Americans did it right, and tasty. And if you really want to do gay things with gummy worms...well, just use your imagination. Or don't. Please don't.

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  • Gummy worms were once said to be the food of the gods until it was noted that gods do not in fact eat, but none the less these sweet confectionery wonders will stay in our hearts forever as a reminder that perfection is not impossible (nor is a diet strictly of gummy worms). Gummy worms are proof that everything awesome is invented in America. Those pansy ass French wanted to make gummified bears...but that's just gay. So we Americans did it right, and tasty. And if you really want to do gay things with gummy worms...well, just use your imagination. Or don't. Please don't.
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  • Gummy worms were once said to be the food of the gods until it was noted that gods do not in fact eat, but none the less these sweet confectionery wonders will stay in our hearts forever as a reminder that perfection is not impossible (nor is a diet strictly of gummy worms). Gummy worms are proof that everything awesome is invented in America. Those pansy ass French wanted to make gummified bears...but that's just gay. So we Americans did it right, and tasty. And if you really want to do gay things with gummy worms...well, just use your imagination. Or don't. Please don't. This article is a stub. You can get a Tip of the Hat* from Stephen by adding only truthiness to it.*Tip of the Hat not guaranteed.
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