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Most Whore Chieftains are basically useless whores the Covenant employ as... "leaders" in rare occasions. Elderly Whore Chieftains are said to look for disciples in leading turkey legions against noobs due to being exhausted from their many years of sitting on a crushed lounge chair while eating fritos. The disciple is taught how to whore himself out to the testicle chins enough to make him give up on most other things a gorilla must do, such as plasma spamming. Once the disciple reaches this level of laziness he may move on to the Second Stage of Enlightenment.

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  • War Chieftain
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  • Most Whore Chieftains are basically useless whores the Covenant employ as... "leaders" in rare occasions. Elderly Whore Chieftains are said to look for disciples in leading turkey legions against noobs due to being exhausted from their many years of sitting on a crushed lounge chair while eating fritos. The disciple is taught how to whore himself out to the testicle chins enough to make him give up on most other things a gorilla must do, such as plasma spamming. Once the disciple reaches this level of laziness he may move on to the Second Stage of Enlightenment.
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  • Most Whore Chieftains are basically useless whores the Covenant employ as... "leaders" in rare occasions. Elderly Whore Chieftains are said to look for disciples in leading turkey legions against noobs due to being exhausted from their many years of sitting on a crushed lounge chair while eating fritos. The disciple is taught how to whore himself out to the testicle chins enough to make him give up on most other things a gorilla must do, such as plasma spamming. Once the disciple reaches this level of laziness he may move on to the Second Stage of Enlightenment. * A side note: There have been rare cases in which Brute disciples did not fall into a state of laziness and continued to want to make something of themselves. Such a thing was deemed impossible by the ancient gorillas. These disciples are then ban hammered from the zoo by a gravity spammer and forced to act as store mannequins for the latest Hunter armor available at Kohls.
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