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| - Well, soon all of The Fair Citizens of Uncyclopedia heard the call of the black man, like the beating of a zebra-skin drum deep in the unexplored jungles of darkest Africa alerting The Fair Citizens that something was truly amiss. "Could we have been so blind?" they asked each other, "How can we have missed the racism eating away at the very soul of the website, and why did we not notice the band of hate surrounding our own mind?" The Fair Citizens of Uncyclopedia had to go either one of two ways: They would purge the website of all the articles, photos, photo captions, forum topics, user pages, user topics, audio recordings and past feature articles which in any way whatsoever hinted at a difference between races, sexes, sexual preferences, species, height and weight of individuals, and any mention anywhere of a religious topic. This is the way most of The Fair Citizens of Uncyclopedia wanted to go. The others had a different idea.
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