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It is powered by the 8 Dildotastic engines that utilizes the latest in Dildo technology. Instead of Pistons it uses Special Dildis in the cylinders, and the tips of the Dildis spray special cum formulated oil for better lubrication.

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  • Penis Car
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  • It is powered by the 8 Dildotastic engines that utilizes the latest in Dildo technology. Instead of Pistons it uses Special Dildis in the cylinders, and the tips of the Dildis spray special cum formulated oil for better lubrication.
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  • It is powered by the 8 Dildotastic engines that utilizes the latest in Dildo technology. Instead of Pistons it uses Special Dildis in the cylinders, and the tips of the Dildis spray special cum formulated oil for better lubrication. When the car runs it sounds exactly like the ROFLCOPTER SOI sounds, and the car even says Bag that was Swell when you shut off the engine. The Car also features a security system where in order to start the car you must insert your cock into the ass-shaped ignition switch. If your cock does not match the car will not start and it will spray you in the face with cum. It features dual heating dildo seats, so you and your butt buddy can have Dildis up your asses as you drive. The Dildis feature 7 vibration settings and 2 levels of heat. The Car also comes with a state-of-the-art navigation system that tells you the location of all gay porn shops with the best selection of gay porn, gay bars, gay strip clubs and gay orgy locations. There are so many swell features of the penis car that it's too much to list off. In short, GO FUCKING BUY ONE NOW.
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