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| - Crafting and Cooking with Maradino!
A guide for urban & feral bachelors
Part I:The Bachelor's Guide to Crafting
"Because girls 'll put ribbons 'n' bows on your clubs 'n' axes!"
Maradino the All-knowing
Whether you're lost in a metropolis or the untrodden wilds, a proper bachelor can craft all he needs to survive and orc ambush or a singles ball!
Let's have a look at some of Maradino's classic:
A good arrow starts with its shaft. You can make your own arrow shafts out of any tree branch. All it takes is a knife. The create your own special arrowheads to really surprise the enemy, but we'll leave that for another chapter.
If you think a dagger takes you too up close and personal to an ugly enemy's face, try sticking it at the end of a tree branch so you can poke him from a bit of a distance.
If you're not the stabbing type, glue two branches together and you've got a staff!
Part II: The Bachelor's Guide to Cooking
"Because girl's dishes take ages and come with too many vegetables!"
Maradino the All-perceiving
Prepare yourself for the most versatile dish around, one that I have dubbed the Cysealian Pie! All you need is a wheel of dough and whatever toppings take your fancy. Flesh, fish or those funny mushrooms? Yours is the choice!
Urban bachelors: prepare your pie and slide it in the oven!
Feral bachelors: prepare your pie and heat it over a low fire.*
You can't go amiss with a Cyselian Pie, the Ultimate Bachelor Sustinance!
Here are some of Maradino's favourites:
First off, prepare your dough. All it takes is some flour and water.
This is your base ingredient for bread, but you can turn it into cheese bread dough , or Cysealian Pie dough , or even a pizza . To make pizza sauce, just smash a tomato. With a hammer for all I care! Ha!
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