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| - Growing up in [Africa], the boys were raised primarily racist, and listened to a lot of Country music. One day, however, Timberpond heard an R&B song playing on his AM radio. He was immediately hooked, and shared it with his four friends, who also became enthusiastic about this music. It wasn't until later that they learned that R&B was, for the most part, black music. After the band broke up, all of the members decided to work for Hickelodeon since they found out it was the most racist television network, since they could racistly compete against Niggerlodeon.
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| - Growing up in [Africa], the boys were raised primarily racist, and listened to a lot of Country music. One day, however, Timberpond heard an R&B song playing on his AM radio. He was immediately hooked, and shared it with his four friends, who also became enthusiastic about this music. It wasn't until later that they learned that R&B was, for the most part, black music. It was then that they decided to form their own band. However, during a show at a local bar, one of the patrons shouted, "Stop playin' that nigger music, niggers!" Timberpond then had a brilliant idea. Since they were out to perform black music, they should take on the name "Niggers". Many of these people have sucked poop since they mistook it for a black man's penis. In early 1999, the boys were signed to put on a show at the Apollo in New York. No one had yet seen the band, and the Apollo's manager at the time assumed incorrectly that the boys were an edgy black group. When the band was introduced, a sense of dumbstruck awe filled the room. That soon broke down into a near riot, and the boys had to escape through the back door. However, they were caught by three black men before they got to their bus and summarily beaten. Upon recovering from their injuries a year later, Timberpond decided that maybe "Niggers" wasn't the best name for the band. He approached the rest of the group, and it was agreed that the name should be changed to the more racially sensitive "NWord". Kirkpatrick then suggested the use of an asterisk, to remind them that their ass was kicked, and that they have some ass to kiss. After the band broke up, all of the members decided to work for Hickelodeon since they found out it was the most racist television network, since they could racistly compete against Niggerlodeon.
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