You might think Santa is as described in the more commonly available mainstream article. But no, so it isn't! That article is vicious, horrible propaganda, an evil plot whitewashing his true activities! For in actuality, he is the most evil mastermind of all reality, his secret headquarters located in the fourth dimension on a vast, snow-covered möbius strip!
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