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| - 100:00:02,269 --> 00:00:05,105Stupid Mario Brothers! 200:00:05,439 --> 00:00:06,807Episode 9! 300:00:08,976 --> 00:00:13,413And so, Mario and Luigi havedecided to get new jobs. 400:00:13,580 --> 00:00:18,452Today, they will have severalinterviews and job tests to attend. 500:00:18,652 --> 00:00:22,055Let's watch, and find out what happens. 600:00:28,362 --> 00:00:31,098Well, guys, your resumes look good.I think you're all set. 700:00:31,565 --> 00:00:33,800So let me just fill you in onthe printers and what they do. 800:00:35,235 --> 00:00:36,036Alright! 900:00:36,203 --> 00:00:39,573This here is a favorite ofours, at Printer Copy. 1000:00:41,241 --> 00:00:42,442This is big momma, guys. 1100:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,411She's been with us for a long time. 1200:00:44,912 --> 00:00:46,247She is six in one. 1300:00:47,180 --> 00:00:52,219A color printer, color fax, color copier! 1400:00:52,686 --> 00:00:54,488Color scanner! 1500:00:55,756 --> 00:00:59,126Color photo capture. 1600:01:05,981 --> 00:01:06,567Yep! 1700:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,603I think you guys are gonna be a fine, 1800:01:10,103 --> 00:01:12,239...addition to family here atColor Printer Copy. 1900:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,908So we definitely get thejob then, right? 2000:01:15,409 --> 00:01:16,476Actually, no. 2100:01:16,877 --> 00:01:18,645I already found two guys whowere perfect for the job. 2200:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,448We win-a Mario stooges! 2300:01:21,548 --> 00:01:22,983You guys-a suck! 2400:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,851[laughter] 2500:01:30,023 --> 00:01:32,693Boom-swah-nee-oosh! 2600:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,130Hey, you two! 2700:01:37,598 --> 00:01:38,565Wait there a second! 2800:01:39,136 --> 00:01:40,300You two are perfect! 2900:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,102Let me see your friend for a second! 3000:01:42,502 --> 00:01:43,337Put your hands up! 3100:01:43,971 --> 00:01:44,838Now put them down! 3200:01:45,839 --> 00:01:46,840Now spin around! 3300:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,308Stick out your tongue! 3400:01:49,242 --> 00:01:50,344Move your head to the right! 3500:01:50,944 --> 00:01:51,845Move it to the left! 3600:01:52,179 --> 00:01:55,015Oh that profile was perfect.Wait no, yes. 3700:01:55,248 --> 00:01:56,583Oh, he's perfect! 3800:01:57,050 --> 00:01:57,884- Oh wait!- Wah! 3900:01:58,685 --> 00:01:59,186You! 4000:01:59,419 --> 00:02:00,153Take your hat off! 4100:02:01,021 --> 00:02:01,722Put it back on! 4200:02:02,522 --> 00:02:03,290Take your hat off! 4300:02:03,790 --> 00:02:04,825No put it back on! 4400:02:05,158 --> 00:02:06,493Wait no, okay now jump and down! 4500:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,061Flap your arms like a chicken! 4600:02:08,595 --> 00:02:09,997Oh he's perfect! 4700:02:11,365 --> 00:02:12,466You, get over here! 4800:02:13,900 --> 00:02:14,968Do a dance! 4900:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,579♫Ho! Ho! Ho!♫ 5000:02:34,988 --> 00:02:38,659♫Tonto, jump on it,jump on it, jump on it...♫ 5100:02:43,030 --> 00:02:46,900♫Kemosabi, jump on it,jump on it, jump on it...♫ 5200:02:48,035 --> 00:02:49,036That was suck! 5300:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,637Get out of here!I do not like that! 5400:02:50,704 --> 00:02:52,172Get out and slapyou with your ties! 5500:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,641Go away! It washorrible! Leave! 5600:02:54,841 --> 00:02:58,378Keep going, there's plenty moredriveway! Get up there! Go! Go! 5700:03:17,864 --> 00:03:20,367So you guys have a goodidea for a video game? 5800:03:22,602 --> 00:03:23,770Yes. 5900:03:25,505 --> 00:03:26,573Well let's hear it! 6000:03:26,740 --> 00:03:29,687After all, we here at RMA Gamesare open to new ideas! 6100:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,013- That's right Bob!- You said it Joe! 6200:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,347Right guys? 6300:03:45,258 --> 00:03:46,126I have to take a crap. 6400:03:46,593 --> 00:03:50,397Two plumbers go to a magical kingdomcalled the Mushroom-a Kingdom, 6500:03:50,530 --> 00:03:53,200...and they have to save aprincess from a monster. 6600:03:53,667 --> 00:03:56,503And they get it done, bystomping on Goombas, 6700:03:56,670 --> 00:03:59,573...and punching Koopasand riding on Yoshis! 6800:04:01,641 --> 00:04:03,376Well, that was great, guys. 6900:04:04,211 --> 00:04:06,346And by great I mean THAT SUCKS! 7000:04:06,546 --> 00:04:10,183Do we look like sellouts?Do we look like Square Enix? 7100:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,753Do you think that we takethat kind of trash here? 7200:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,555Everyone in this room is nowten times more dumb, 7300:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,991...because of your stupid,pathetic idea! 7400:04:18,525 --> 00:04:22,496What are we, Capcom?! Do welook like we publish horsecrap?! 7500:04:22,662 --> 00:04:24,397We are not EA Games! 7600:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,600I created a great video game, 7700:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,302...about two boys being chasedby a killer lawnmower! 7800:04:29,536 --> 00:04:33,006What have you two done?Nothing! Nothing!!! 7900:04:33,240 --> 00:04:33,874Owie! 8000:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,744Just get out, and take yourlame idea with you! 8100:04:37,811 --> 00:04:40,046They might accept a piece ofcrap like that at Nintendo, 8200:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,449...but not here, so get out! 8300:04:42,682 --> 00:04:43,717Out, out, out! 8400:04:47,954 --> 00:04:48,388Ow! 8500:04:48,755 --> 00:04:49,890Mario, wait! 8600:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,934Do you think you might haveoverreacted a bit? 8700:05:01,168 --> 00:05:02,002Yeah, probably. 8800:05:02,502 --> 00:05:07,040Mario, can we just go back to theway we were before we did all this? 8900:05:07,274 --> 00:05:10,110You mean where we just sat aroundand played video games all day? 9000:05:10,477 --> 00:05:11,578Well, yeah. 9100:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,114Well, what do you wantto do now, Mario. 9200:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,349Want to go play video games? 9300:05:16,550 --> 00:05:18,118Okee Dokee! 9400:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,452So I had this great idea, 9500:05:19,619 --> 00:05:22,556...where, a charactor runs around,and throws a ball at little monsters, 9600:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,991...and they, go inside the ball,and then he puts them in his pocket, 9700:05:25,192 --> 00:05:28,528...and then, I, I gotta catch 'em all,I mean, the character has to catch 'em all! 9800:05:28,662 --> 00:05:29,429What do you think?! 9900:05:30,030 --> 00:05:30,530You know, 10000:05:30,564 --> 00:05:34,301...that might just be the best idea I'veheard of a video game in a long time. 10100:05:34,467 --> 00:05:37,337I-Instead of Pocket Monsters,why don't we call it Pokémon? 10200:05:37,370 --> 00:05:39,306It's, it's nice, it's simpleit rolls off the tongue. 10300:05:39,472 --> 00:05:40,407Cheeky! Bye! 10400:05:41,408 --> 00:05:43,109Well guys, I think we have a winner. 10500:05:43,276 --> 00:05:45,712It's called Pokémon! He throwsthe ball, he catches monsters, 10600:05:45,712 --> 00:05:48,215...he catches them, he collectsthem! It's sweet, simple, and fun! 10700:05:48,415 --> 00:05:49,349Isn't that right guys?! 10800:06:16,543 --> 00:06:17,811Well, you wanna get a beer? 10900:06:18,078 --> 00:06:18,578Yeah. 11000:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,514C'mon, Terrance,Phillip, let's roll! 11100:06:21,581 --> 00:06:22,382Let's roll! 11200:06:24,718 --> 00:06:28,488Subtitles made possible by Space Hunter M 11300:06:28,955 --> 00:06:29,789And fax! 11400:06:35,952 --> 00:06:37,297Okay! [laughter] 11500:06:37,330 --> 00:06:38,365And action! 11600:06:38,698 --> 00:06:40,567So I had this great idea, where- 11700:06:42,002 --> 00:06:42,702I gotta- 11800:06:42,736 --> 00:06:43,570Clouds! 11900:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,538He's really bored, I swear,look at him, look at him! 12000:06:45,805 --> 00:06:46,606Richard Michael Alvarez, 12100:06:46,907 --> 00:06:53,313...as, Mario Mario, smapping his lips andum, trying to impersonate a bohemian frog. 12200:06:53,546 --> 00:06:54,881Wait til he no-, wait til he notices us. 12300:06:55,348 --> 00:06:58,285Everyone in this room is nowten times more dumb, 12400:06:58,385 --> 00:07:01,988...for having heard your stupid,pathetic thing, thingy... Let me- 12500:07:04,557 --> 00:07:05,058Rape! 12600:07:12,565 --> 00:07:16,770We here at RMA games are not responsible forany flying ties that may kill your children. 12700:07:17,037 --> 00:07:17,971That's right Bob. 12800:07:19,539 --> 00:07:20,307Okay.
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