__noeditsection__ Image:Suicide15.jpg You may have noticed lately that society is not as great as it once was. Depression is at an all time high, while happiness is at an all time low. People have been somewhat unfairly chastised in the past for giving into these fears and repressions by killing themselves, with 680,000 taking their lives last year alone. But now, thanks to new legislation developed by social pioneer and reformist Gordon Brown, suicide is becoming a much more realistic and socially acceptable possibility. This government issue guide, written personally by our glorious Prime Minister, will give you all the information you need to know about committing suicide in the most safe and legal way as possible. Do it. Kill yourself. No one loved me, Caleb Glen Borah of South Dakota
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| - __noeditsection__ Image:Suicide15.jpg You may have noticed lately that society is not as great as it once was. Depression is at an all time high, while happiness is at an all time low. People have been somewhat unfairly chastised in the past for giving into these fears and repressions by killing themselves, with 680,000 taking their lives last year alone. But now, thanks to new legislation developed by social pioneer and reformist Gordon Brown, suicide is becoming a much more realistic and socially acceptable possibility. This government issue guide, written personally by our glorious Prime Minister, will give you all the information you need to know about committing suicide in the most safe and legal way as possible. Do it. Kill yourself. No one loved me, Caleb Glen Borah of South Dakota
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| - __noeditsection__ Image:Suicide15.jpg You may have noticed lately that society is not as great as it once was. Depression is at an all time high, while happiness is at an all time low. People have been somewhat unfairly chastised in the past for giving into these fears and repressions by killing themselves, with 680,000 taking their lives last year alone. But now, thanks to new legislation developed by social pioneer and reformist Gordon Brown, suicide is becoming a much more realistic and socially acceptable possibility. This government issue guide, written personally by our glorious Prime Minister, will give you all the information you need to know about committing suicide in the most safe and legal way as possible. Do it. Kill yourself. No one loved me, Caleb Glen Borah of South Dakota, and now it’s all over for me. Join my campaign today and grab a knife and pills. Get ready for an adventure of an (after) lifetime.
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