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| - And welcome to another annoyingly retarded spin-off of that wacky interview featuring a guy and himself! Now, for another interview with that guy and his health!!! ME: So health, how are you today? HEALTH: Feeling good. ME: Finally. Someone decent to talk to. HEALTH: ARE YOU CALLING ME DECENT???? I'M NOT DECENT!!!! I'M HEALTH!!!! ME: Or maybe not so decent....anyway! So...how healthy are you, health? HEALTH: As healthy as you are...which isn't very healthy by the way. ME: So you're saying that as my health, i'm not very healthy. HEALTH: No, but you aren't very healthy. ME: Yes, yes. (rolls eyes) So...why am i not healthy then? HEALTH: Because you're not. ME: I know!! But why? HEALTH: Because you have....a disease! ME: ....Yes. What disease? HEALTH: A hard question
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| - And welcome to another annoyingly retarded spin-off of that wacky interview featuring a guy and himself! Now, for another interview with that guy and his health!!! ME: So health, how are you today? HEALTH: Feeling good. ME: Finally. Someone decent to talk to. HEALTH: ARE YOU CALLING ME DECENT???? I'M NOT DECENT!!!! I'M HEALTH!!!! ME: Or maybe not so decent....anyway! So...how healthy are you, health? HEALTH: As healthy as you are...which isn't very healthy by the way. ME: So you're saying that as my health, i'm not very healthy. HEALTH: No, but you aren't very healthy. ME: Yes, yes. (rolls eyes) So...why am i not healthy then? HEALTH: Because you're not. ME: I know!! But why? HEALTH: Because you have....a disease! ME: ....Yes. What disease? HEALTH: A hard question but i think i know the answer. Yes. A disease that makes you unhealthy! ME: ...I see. But what disease? HEALTH: I already answered the question, you slack. ME: I am not a slack! Or tell me, health, am I? HEALTH: I just told you, slack. ME: Ya, ya, whatever. HEALTH: WHatever??? NO. You slack. ME: Shut up and answer. HEALTH: How can i shut up if you're interviewing me??? ANd you're not asking questions!!! How am i supposed to answer??? ME: By shutting up. HEALTH: That's not a question. ME: Grrrr. Anyway!!!! So...health, are you healthy? HEALTH: You aren't, so neither am I. ME: So you're saying you're me? HEALTH: No, i'm saying i'm you. ME: GAAAAH! I CANT TAKE IT!!!! NONE OF THE INTERVIEWS I GIVE ARE DECENT!!!! I QUIT!!!! I QUIT!!!! I QUIT!!! He quits all right. But stay tuned for another interview where we interview Hannah Montana to find out if she is....Miley Cyrus.
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