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| - The Halo Story Bible, created by Bungie Studios, is the single most important object to the development of the Halo Universe. The Story Bible contains information on all the canon that has been developed.
- The Halo Story Bible is a book thought to be written by Bungie Studios that holds the information of everything about the Halo Universe that would make Halopedia, if they ever acquired such a holy book, the rulers of the Halo Universe. But, everyone knows the book is actually the result of a Grunt with a pen. The Halo Story Bible has different themes ranging from racism, sexism, murder, rape, polygamy, and corruption to traitorous behavior. Although the book has hundreds of diverse themes, it only has one main theme: stories of Grunts that are full of bullshit adventure.
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| - The Halo Story Bible, created by Bungie Studios, is the single most important object to the development of the Halo Universe. The Story Bible contains information on all the canon that has been developed.
- The Halo Story Bible is a book thought to be written by Bungie Studios that holds the information of everything about the Halo Universe that would make Halopedia, if they ever acquired such a holy book, the rulers of the Halo Universe. But, everyone knows the book is actually the result of a Grunt with a pen. The Halo Story Bible has a lot of stories written by a Grunt prisoner in the Grunt Rebellion called Prisoner #095674723 (nicknamed "Gagua" for some stupid reason) and other Grunts who wrote additional gibberish after Gagua died. This book is the only thing that kept Gagua sane since he was isolated from all people except a sadistic Elite torturer. After 500 stories and an "unfortunate accident" later, Gagua died from excess torture and the Halo Story Bible was no longer in the hands of Gagua, but in the unimaginative and uncreative hands of Grunt aristocrats and Deacons.. After 1.6 million stories, though, it was now in Halo, where the Arbiter read a story from the book. The Arbiter was so amazed by the book, that he dropped the book somewhere in space E-Bay, and was compelled to let Halo be destroyed so he could be an Arbiter and finally betray the Covenant. The book is currently being destroyed and plagiarized by Jackals. The Halo Story Bible has different themes ranging from racism, sexism, murder, rape, polygamy, and corruption to traitorous behavior. Although the book has hundreds of diverse themes, it only has one main theme: stories of Grunts that are full of bullshit adventure.
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