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When the Democratic party looked for its nomination for the 2016 Presidential election, a candidate who could follow-up on Barack Obama's two-term presidency, it was a clear race between primary candidate Harry Reid, who had failed his campaign to win the 2012 election, and an inanimate sponge, known as Inanimate Sponge. After three fierce political debates on live on television (all three of which Sponge unanimously won), Sponge won the primary elections and became the official candidate for the Presidency for the Democratic Party.

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rdfs:label	Inanimate Sponge
rdfs:comment	When the Democratic party looked for its nomination for the 2016 Presidential election, a candidate who could follow-up on Barack Obama's two-term presidency, it was a clear race between primary candidate Harry Reid, who had failed his campaign to win the 2012 election, and an inanimate sponge, known as Inanimate Sponge. After three fierce political debates on live on television (all three of which Sponge unanimously won), Sponge won the primary elections and became the official candidate for the Presidency for the Democratic Party.
image name	SpongeOrange.jpg
dcterms:subject	American politicians Biographies of Ridiculous Persons Pages with deprecated tags Not A Sex Toy
First Mistress	Flanelle
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Revision	1252028(xsd:integer)
Date	2017(xsd:integer) 2023(xsd:integer) 2006-11-21(xsd:date)
Wife	Toilet
preceded	Obama
Name	Inanimate Sponge
Succeeded	Your Mom
Party	Democrat
Title	President of the United States
Place of Birth	Nevada Las Vegas
Before	Hillary Clinton
Years	2017(xsd:integer)
After	A Pillow
vicepresident	A Pillow
Order	45(xsd:integer)
Date of Birth	2006-06-07(xsd:date)
Nationality	American
abstract	When the Democratic party looked for its nomination for the 2016 Presidential election, a candidate who could follow-up on Barack Obama's two-term presidency, it was a clear race between primary candidate Harry Reid, who had failed his campaign to win the 2012 election, and an inanimate sponge, known as Inanimate Sponge. After three fierce political debates on live on television (all three of which Sponge unanimously won), Sponge won the primary elections and became the official candidate for the Presidency for the Democratic Party. People took a shine to his natural, healthy good looks, his ability to listen, and his versatility. He would later go on to win the presidential election in a landslide victory against the Republican candidate, Jeb Bush. Sponge was hailed as a great consensual president. However, his reign was cut short, after seven years at the top, when he cheated on his wife with a bar of soap, which lead to a scandal similar to that of Clinton. He was forced to resign after being impeached for perjury, and Vice President Pillow took over. Of course, Sponge should not be confused with famed gay rights activist Spongebob Squarepants.

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