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| - Physics (also referred to as fizziks, fisix, fizikz, fyzix, f6, pisex, pysex, psysex, physucks or fzx) Was invented in 1109 by school teacher Barack Osama, and is a popular religion with a large following, despite its main principles being totally ridiculous (critics will draw comparisons to such fairy tale beliefs as Mormonism and maths). Although adherents can be found throughout the world, it is most devoted to by the socially unpopular educated classes in Western Europe, Uzbekistan and French Polynesia. It is based largely on Christianity, with Albert Einstein replaced as Christ. Einstein later became a great figure in Bra Burning Movement and was awarded another Nobel Prize for his contribution to lesbian rights. In recent years, since Einstein's death, a new "Christ" has risen up in
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| - Physics (also referred to as fizziks, fisix, fizikz, fyzix, f6, pisex, pysex, psysex, physucks or fzx) Was invented in 1109 by school teacher Barack Osama, and is a popular religion with a large following, despite its main principles being totally ridiculous (critics will draw comparisons to such fairy tale beliefs as Mormonism and maths). Although adherents can be found throughout the world, it is most devoted to by the socially unpopular educated classes in Western Europe, Uzbekistan and French Polynesia. It is based largely on Christianity, with Albert Einstein replaced as Christ. Einstein later became a great figure in Bra Burning Movement and was awarded another Nobel Prize for his contribution to lesbian rights. In recent years, since Einstein's death, a new "Christ" has risen up in the form of Big John, a physics teacher who has the power to dodge bullets by calculating the bullet's velocity, length, and speed. If you are unfortunate enough to meet Big John, do NOT make any sudden movements, as it will trigger his defense mechanism (See "Galactic Implosion"). Why this particular posture was adopted we do not know and an answer to this question has long been termed "The Ultimate Answer" or "The Holy Grail Of Physics" by physicists. The Max "Steven" Weinberg's paradox, whether the graviton, or the wave it produces, should be considered as the immaculate endorser, and the immobile object, or not, has divided the Physicist faith into several sects, including The True Church of Natural Philosophiae founded by charismatic preacher George W. Bush, and the Real and Living Brotherhood of Particle Phenomenology, lead for decades by the iron willed dictator, Oprah Winfrey. Physics is less a science, and more a religion, unlike Christianity or those things that live on sharks. Scientology involves physics but it also involves alien souls and $5000 membership, so, like, y'know, bugger it. Physics was catalogued in its entirety 1843 by Sir Thomas Shithead, the emigré time traveller, inventor of the Magnox fuel cycle and physicist. He described how he had travelled to the future and catalogued all of human knowledge from the year 2944 on an immensely complex sub-molecular electronic storage mechanism known to him as a 'CompTron'. Unfortunately, the device for reading the CompTron, the 'CompTron Reader for Vista' will not be invented until 2943, or the drivers don't work yet or something, rendering the tiny storage device entirely useless for the best part of a millennium. According to the United States government, Physics and its laws took a break on September 11, 2001. Physics went back to work the next day. Physics can be explained here
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